{"id":142,"date":"2014-03-24T05:03:00","date_gmt":"2014-03-24T05:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.alphawitch.com\/?p=142"},"modified":"2014-03-24T05:03:00","modified_gmt":"2014-03-24T05:03:00","slug":"8-ways-to-lose-a-werewolf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.alphawitch.com\/8-ways-to-lose-a-werewolf\/2014\/03\/mercybleau\/","title":{"rendered":"8 Ways to Lose a Werewolf"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A short guide to self preservation for the Self-Respecting Witch. <\/p>\n<p>By Mick Mune\u2019Dust, <em><strong>Wolf Claimed<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lh4.ggpht.com\/-WaItOUYQiyc\/Uy-8jm623mI\/AAAAAAAAAB0\/MmXTA5QV-vY\/s1600-h\/shutterstock_610179282.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Print\" style=\"border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; float: left; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 5px 10px 5px 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-top-width: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Print\" src=\"http:\/\/lh3.ggpht.com\/-VDBfJUVgk6g\/Uy-8kRSeZkI\/AAAAAAAAAB4\/22rkm43IOI4\/shutterstock_61017928_thumb.jpg?imgmax=800\" width=\"211\" align=\"left\" height=\"244\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h5>8. Don\u2019t get caught. <\/h5>\n<p>I know this might seem a bit redundant, but I think it\u2019s worth saying. You wouldn\u2019t have to lose a double W if you never get caught by one in the first place. <\/p>\n<h5>7. Run, run, run, As Fast as you Can.<\/h5>\n<p>If you can\u2019t avoid getting caught, RUN, at the first opportunity and stay gone. If you\u2019re lucky he\u2019ll realize he didn\u2019t like you much anyway and you won\u2019t see him again. <\/p>\n<h5>6. Get on his Alpha\u2019s Bad side.<\/h5>\n<p>There isn\u2019t much that can stop a Werewolf from getting the woman he wants. The one exception to this is his Alpha. All werewolves have to obey the alpha no matter what. It\u2019s almost physically impossible for them to deny his call, so plan to be your most obnoxious self whenever you come in contact with his pack mates. If the Alpha hates you, then you\u2019re home free. <\/p>\n<h5>5. Deny Deny Deny.<\/h5>\n<p>You\u2019ve been tackled, kissed to within an inch of life, and fondled to ticklish abandon. Still want to get away? Deny you\u2019re his mate. They might not want you to know this, but you have to agree to be claimed. There is no such thing as claiming against your will, werewolf law forbids it.&nbsp; Just remember, if you say no, he\u2019s gotta go. (Just make sure you still want to say no.)<\/p>\n<h5>4.&nbsp; Make yourself Kiss Proof. <\/h5>\n<p>Get your kisses elsewhere. Yeah, you may not want to. He\u2019s gorgeous, kind, dependable, and oh so scrumptious. But the only way to make him back away is to prove to him that you can resist him. I know this might seem impossible, but the smell of another guy is a definite WW mood killer. <\/p>\n<h5>3. Play your Sista-Code Card.<\/h5>\n<p>Females of all kinds should stick together. The next best thing to getting the Alpha to help you, is getting the Alpha\u2019s mate on your side. If she doesn\u2019t want you around she can make it very difficult for you to join the pack. Just make sure to bring your fighting shoes! Female werewolves are just as territorial as males, and probably the only way to get her to help you is if you get on her angry wolf side. <\/p>\n<h5>2. Utilize the well placed ZAP!<\/h5>\n<p>You\u2019re a witch girl, use those powers. If you can prevent him from claiming you, this wont be a problem. If he gets too close, give him a little zap. He\u2019s tough, he can take it. Just remember if he has any type of claim on you this option goes away. Mate\u2019s can\u2019t harm each other. <\/p>\n<h5>1. Whatever you do, DON\u2019T fall in love.<\/h5>\n<p>I know, he\u2019s almost irresistible. Sigh. Why Harthen would saddle you with such a mate, no one knows. If you still find your self a little wolf-shy, the best course of action is to maintain your cool. Don\u2019t fall in love with him or it\u2019s the paws for you. <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mercedesbleau.com\/index.html#\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Find out more about Mick\u2019s story.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A short guide to self preservation for the Self-Respecting Witch. By Mick Mune\u2019Dust, Wolf Claimed. 8. Don\u2019t get caught. I know this might seem a bit redundant, but I think it\u2019s worth saying. 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